Aliens!!!

Written by Aron

Aron is a writer of silly things, a voice actor of great vocality, an occasional educator of miniature people, an armchair philosopher without an armchair (he tends to sit on an armless, wobbly sort of chair thingy), and a paparazzo of birds, squirrels, and other minimally threatening animal species.

March 6, 2022

Be careful out there, people! I was driving today along a lonely highway in rural(ish) Sonoma, California when I saw some, I’m pretty sure, . . . extra terrestrial entities! You see, I like to keep my eyes open, especially since my UFO sighting back in 2017, and my acute sense of awareness finally paid off. As I said, I was driving along the road past a grassy field, . . . the type of field that would be PERFECT for crop circles . . . when I noticed some really strange, super funky-looking creatures roaming around in the vegetation. If I had to guess, I’d say the creatures were about 3 feet tall and grayish colored. Could theses be the famous Grays? Unlike what you see in the movies, these Grays weren’t walking upright but were crawling around on their bellies. Obviously they were looking for something, but what?

I was some distance away but had my camera with me in the car. Both excited and terrified, I grabbed the camera and zoomed my lens to try to get a decent picture. It was difficult because I was shaking so violently with nervous energy. Would they see me? Would they abduct me? Would they experiment on me? The possibilities were infinite.

I immediately raced home afterwards (after stopping briefly for a burrito) and have excitedly been going through the photos. Due to my shaking, most of them were pretty blurry. But I think I can now DEFINITELY say, they were aliens!

So like I said, be careful out there folks.

Sincerely,

Aron

UDPATE: I’ve been looking though some more of the photos, and now I’m starting to think MAYBE they were actually turkeys and not aliens. So, uh, please disregard the above.

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